It's so awful that there aren't enough public restrooms. I totally understand that the employee's of these businesses don't want to have to clean up after some very nasty people in our world, that make it hard for the clean folks that would just like to do what comes to us naturally. Now that I think about it that's probably how some of those situations happen when people end up with bladder issues, from having 2 hold their pee for long periods of time throughout life. It's the worst having to Pee during any kind of traveling. I'm going to share with ya'll a time when having to pee was not the mood for me.
One time I was coming home from work in Philadelphia. I was on the bus and I had to go so damn bad I had to get off and go anywhere I could. It was either that or peeing on myself! I was wayyyy to far from my destination and it was go time. I forget what bus I was on & where I got off because this spot wasn't somewhere I usually worked so it's not fresh in my memory & all that is blurred cuz I was frantic. What is fresh in my memory though is the fact that I got off that bus ran into the park on the corner, (it was still daylight). I squatted my ass behind a tree started going. I looked up to see a family of deer looking directly at me. I was scared but that pee was in mid stream, I couldn't stop & I had never been so close to deer before! I finish, shake it off, pull my pants up and was out. The deer moved along slowly. That was the craziest story of not being able to hold me pee!
What's your's please share in the comments, I'd really like to read ya'll terrible stories lol.
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Omg this😂😂 ok so this one time I was maybe 15 or 16 on my way to church on the bus. I can't remember which, I had on one of those chain belts & I had to pee so bad. I might've been 10 mins away from church, when I got there I ran in. Got all tangled up trying to get my belt open & pants down. No success I peed on myself in the damn bathroom n had to ride home on the bus just like that🥺 I stood the whole 30 min ride
ReplyDeleteok I'll share it's a different story! I had to go #2 and I was at a guys house that I had been dating. It was my first time at his house. I smoke weed do I carry blunt spray & lil wipes in my purse, so I wasn't worried about the smell or anything. I went to the bathroom & the toilet wouldn't flush! It was the scariest moment. I saw a chip bag in the trash, chile I scooped the poop out the trash put it in the chip bag & put it in the bottom of the already full trash. I washed my hands & walked out the bathroom like nothing happened. Lol
ReplyDeleteHaving to go to the bathroom with nowhere to go is a horrible feeling! I know this one has happened to multiple people not just me. I was drunk coming from the club with my boyfriend, we were headed to the car it was about 4 blocks away. When we got there it was like an electric shock wen through my body. OMG I had to go so bad! I opened the passenger door and the back one too, squatted between them and let her rip. It was crazy but I felt so much better. No toilet paper tho or napkins, so I had to shake it off. Wild times.
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